Update

Obedience training!

'Mommy' has educated me on how to come when my name is called;

to sit nicely and to shake hands.

I have learnt these skills and will perform them when asked as it pleases the humans.

And I love the chicken treats that are given when I obey.

I will adhere to these commands until I am instructed to perform them in front of guests.

At which point I will look at the humans vacantly and walk away, thus humiliating them entirely.  

Tyrion